A Lime with that?

Posted on October 2, 2005

So Jenn and I walk into a bar and order a Corona and a Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple. Instead of asking if we’d like a lime/lemon in the Corona, she asks who’s it for first. Hello - I’m wearing a freakin Corona shirt. She then proceeds to almost put a lemon in it after I said lime. She’s lucky she still had her looks.